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The Number 288
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Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?

Because it’s too (two) gross!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Cow Fell On The Farmer
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Did you hear about the farmer who's cow fell on him during milking?

He was in UDDER dismay!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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Turtle Fuel
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Where do turtles go to get fuel?

At the SHELL station!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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The Hungry Caterpillar
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What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?

Leaf me alone.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |