word play jokes

Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.

What does Cindy weigh?

Answer: Meat.

Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?

Because it’s too (two) gross!

Did you hear about the farmer who's cow fell on him during milking?

He was in UDDER dismay!

Where do turtles go to get fuel?

At the SHELL station!