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The Atoms
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There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Spanish Magician
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A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Slim And Fat
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If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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DNA Report
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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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posted by "Richard Felt" |