word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Sign on a maternity room door...

"Push, Push, Push!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I'm terrified of elevators...

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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posted by "barber7796" |