word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?

They got married in spring.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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One raindrop said to another...

"Two's company, three's a cloud!"

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Why do people way up north wash their laundry IN TIDE?

Because it's too cold OUT TIDE!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |