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The Race Is On
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Which runs faster, HOT or COLD?

HOT because anyone can catch a COLD.

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Fruits and Vegetables
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A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

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Monstrous Appetite
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When Air Was Free
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Do you remember when air was free and now it is $1.50?

Do you know why?

Inflation!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |