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Perfect Dueling Weapon
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A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

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A Late Clark Kent
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What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?

Super-delayed!

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Confused Over Colors
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When I was growing up I had an imaginary color...

But it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

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Character Flaw
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I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

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posted by "wadejagz" |