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Favorite this joke A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.
"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."
The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"
She replied, "No, just up to my chin."
Why was the absent minded lawyer thrown out of court?
He forgot his law suit.
Sigmund Freud gave his lady friend some Lingerie for Christmas...
It was a Freudian slip.
A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
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