word play jokes

What did the volcano say to the earth?

What else, "I lava you!"

What should you do if a group of Clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler!

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, "No, just up to my chin."

Why was the absent minded lawyer thrown out of court?

He forgot his law suit.