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Muffler Shop
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My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Newborn Camel
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A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...

So they named him Humphrey.

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posted by "Driver" |
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No Bread?
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they run out of bread?

LACK TOAST INTOLERANT.

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Spice Rack GPS
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Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?

Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |