One raindrop said to another...
"Two's company, three's a cloud!"
Why do people way up north wash their laundry IN TIDE?
Because it's too cold OUT TIDE!
My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...
He was too exhausted.
A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...
So they named him Humphrey.