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Favorite this joke A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...
So they named him Humphrey.
What do you call someone who gets mad when they run out of bread?
LACK TOAST INTOLERANT.
Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?
Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.
A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.
The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”
She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”
He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”
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