Why do people way up north wash their laundry IN TIDE?
Because it's too cold OUT TIDE!
My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...
He was too exhausted.
A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...
So they named him Humphrey.
What do you call someone who gets mad when they run out of bread?
LACK TOAST INTOLERANT.