Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.
"Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year."
"I bet you felt bad about that," says the other.
He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a few pages."
Age is a question of mind over matter...
If you don’t mind, it doesn't matter.
So grateful somebody invented window blinds...
Or it would be curtains for all of us!
How come nailing something down is good...
But screwing something up is bad?