word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...

But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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"Why did you name your pig Ink?"

"Because it kept running out of the pen."

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posted by "RS" |
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Traveler: "Will this path take me to the main road?"

Stranger: "No, you will have to go by yourself."

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posted by "RS" |
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Which country left quickly?

Iran

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |