word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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How do you reference a bear with no socks?


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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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What kind of berry has a coloring book?

A crayon-berry!

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Have you ever seen a carpenter bite his nails?

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posted by "wadejagz" |