word play jokes

A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...

We call her URGENT-TINA.

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

What kind of berry has a coloring book?

A crayon-berry!