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Writers Block
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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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New Seeds
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I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What Are You Drinking?
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Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Pavlov's Hair
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |