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What Are You Drinking?
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Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Pavlov's Hair
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |
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The Race Is On
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Which runs faster, HOT or COLD?

HOT because anyone can catch a COLD.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Fruits and Vegetables
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A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |