word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
4 votes

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?”

The four guys respond to him, “Yes...”

“Oui...”

“Si...”

“Ja!”

4 votes

posted by "ineffable" |
2 votes

I've heard of Preparation H...

But what happened to Preparations A through G?

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

A librarian was camping and left his shoes outside his tent for the night. The next morning he woke up to find his shoes practically soaking wet from a heavy dew. That evening, when he arrived home, he began making an addition to his tent to keep his shoes dry on his next trip. After careful sewing and planning, he had what he thought would be the perfect solution to keep his shoes dry on future trips.

The next time he went camping he set up in a popular spot next to other campers and was asked about his tents
addition. He told the fellow camper his story of his wet shoes and how he had made the addition to his tent himself. The librarian had even come up with a name for his invention to which he proclaimed, "I call it the Dewey Vestible System."

2 votes

posted by "Church" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.

So I packed all my bags and right!

8 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |