word play jokes

A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?"

Bill said, "Sure."

So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"

Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?

Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.

Joe: Was it interesting?

Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!

In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep.

The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, "Your fly is open."

The heart doctor blushed.