word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why is 'o' the noisiest vowel?

Because all the others are in audible.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What is the most tired part of a car?

What else, the exhaust pipe!

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posted by "Heaven" |
1 votes

A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

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posted by "?Or#" |
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Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?"

Bill said, "Sure."

So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"

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posted by "Egbert" |