word play jokes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste.

I went bald early in life...

I have a comb...

I just can’t part with it.