word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$12.00 won 6 votes

A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

“I am a turtle,” he says.

“Who’s on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”

6 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?

Luckily I’m in the other 5%!

8 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

What do you use to catch a computer mouse?

Click bait.

7 votes

posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
8 votes

"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"

"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."


"For a new port."

8 votes

posted by "Chloe2015" |