"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"
"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."
"What?"
"For a new port."
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...
They said he'll be given a tough sentence!
Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah, bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Bro-chure...
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.