John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.
Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?
John: Sorry, I forgot about you.
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
“I am a turtle,” he says.
“Who’s on your back?”
“That’s Michelle.”
Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%!
What do you use to catch a computer mouse?
Click bait.