Life is very short...
Literally, it's only four letters long.
"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy got charged with a crime?"
"No way! What are the charges?"
"Intent with a breadly weapon!"
Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?
Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.
Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?
Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.