word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$25.00 won 8 votes

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said I didn’t know he could!

8 votes

posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.

7 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

"Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case."

"Are you sure of that?"

"Yes, absolutely."

4 votes

$7.00 won 3 votes

There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |