word play jokes

Everyone told Sam not to sing...

But Samsung anyway.

Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said I didn’t know he could!

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.