word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$50.00 won 10 votes

"I stand corrected!"

... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.

Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?

John: Sorry, I forgot about you.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

“I am a turtle,” he says.

“Who’s on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?

Luckily I’m in the other 5%!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |