Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...
They said he'll be given a tough sentence!
Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah, bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Bro-chure...
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why do watermelons contain so much water?
Because they're planted in the spring.