word play jokes

Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?

Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.

Joe: Was it interesting?

Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!

In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep.

The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, "Your fly is open."

The heart doctor blushed.

My mom told me to clean the papers out of my room. Then she told me to empty the waste baskets from the bathrooms. Then she told me to take the kitchen garbage out. Then she told me to take the garbage cans to the street.

But I didn’t have to do any of that. You know why?

That was just trash talk!