word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
7 votes

Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

"Because OMG they can’t even..."

7 votes

posted by "Frank Bieniek" |
5 votes

Greg: Did you hear about the accident at the Army camp?

Mike: No, what happened?

Greg: A Jeep ran over a popcorn box and killed two kernels.

5 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$5.00 won 6 votes

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

6 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children...”

He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

7 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |