word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$9.00 won 7 votes

A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children...”

He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
6 votes

Why did the cat want to join the Red Cross?

He wanted to be a first aid kit!

6 votes

posted by "John Pinto" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard.

"A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?"

"Because it's a Cardinal."

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posted by "Janice Marler" |
6 votes

There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.

6 votes

posted by "Heaven" |