word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
3 votes

Igor: "Why do you call your pet fawn 'Ninety-Nine Cents'?"

Boris: "Because it’s not old enough to be a buck."

3 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
3 votes

There was a funeral in Ireland. The coffin was being carried into a large room in a house. There were plenty of empty chairs and lots of people standing around but nowhere to put the coffin down.

“Quickly”, cried the Undertaker, “three chairs for the corpse!”

“Hip, Hip, Hurray!” cried the crowd.

3 votes

posted by "Richard Williams" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...

My wife said it was a huge waist.

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
4 votes

Didya hear the one about the new show planned for TV's Food Network sponsored by the Arthur Andersen accounting firm?

It's called "Cook the Books"!

4 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |