word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
2 votes

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors?"

2 votes

posted by "merk" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

Just because my wife and I didn't eat all of our pizza, the waitress became violent.

She said, "Do you want a box?"

I said, "Heavens no! I don't box, but I'll wrestle you!"

4 votes

posted by "Fat Lloyd" |
1 votes

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...

In which you fill in a form by filling it out...

And in which an alarm goes off by going on.

1 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

8 votes

posted by "Chloe2015" |