Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah, bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Bro-chure...
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why do watermelons contain so much water?
Because they're planted in the spring.
People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell...
Come to think of it, I see why.