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Favorite this joke There was a funeral in Ireland. The coffin was being carried into a large room in a house. There were plenty of empty chairs and lots of people standing around but nowhere to put the coffin down.
“Quickly”, cried the Undertaker, “three chairs for the corpse!”
“Hip, Hip, Hurray!” cried the crowd.
I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...
My wife said it was a huge waist.
Didya hear the one about the new show planned for TV's Food Network sponsored by the Arthur Andersen accounting firm?
It's called "Cook the Books"!
Two guys went to a local pancake house that served real Vermont maple syrup but charged extra for it.
So the guys went to a supermarket, bought their own Vermont maple syrup, and brought it to the pancake house.
They didn't want to get caught, so they were forced to pass the bottle between them... syrupticiously.
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