What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?
Opinions.
While sitting on top of a large pile of dirt, one bulldozer says to the other bulldozer, "Did the earth move for you too?"
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!
My new friend has a very Irish name...
O'Really?