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Jacob Kushner

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Member Since : Feb, 2019
# of jokes posted : 7
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
3 votes

Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.”

Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food.

Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.”

Cashier: “Will that be all?”

Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?”

Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?”

Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!”

Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”

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My new friend has a very Irish name...

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