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Insurance Assurance
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A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...

They assured him he would be covered.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Most Likely To See A Cosmonaut
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Where would you most likely see a Cosmonaut?

Look in a Mir.

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posted by "David F Richeson" |
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Tricycle and A Bicycle
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Yeast and Shoe Polish
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"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?"

"Because she wants to rise and shine."

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posted by "HENNE" |