"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?"
"Because she wants to rise and shine."
My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.
It seems like he never got over it.
Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?
Because they have a lot of buds.
Do you know what would happen if Satan lost all of his hair?
There would be HELL TOUPEE!