word play jokes

At our weekly Bible study, our leader was recapping what we knew about the Epistle to Titus before continuing with the study.

So he asked, "What kind of place was Crete?"

Nobody answered, so he added, "In a geographic sense."

One or two of us answered, but nobody gave the answer he was looking for.

So he said, "I'll give you a clue: it has a lot in common with a much talked about place called Noman."

One of us responded, "Can't say I've heard on Noman."

To which our leader said, "Noman is an island."

I used to run a dating agency for chickens...

But I was struggling to make hens meet!

I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...

I could have sworn it was here a minute ago!