word play jokes

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you "can't" go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I've made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family, and work.

I have also been in Doubt. That's a sad place to go, and I try not to visit too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get.

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

He was disqualified.

What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

While sitting on top of a large pile of dirt, one bulldozer says to the other bulldozer, "Did the earth move for you too?"