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Differences of Perspective
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What's the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?

One watches steals and the other steals watches.

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O - The Noisiest Vowel
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Why is 'o' the noisiest vowel?

Because all the others are in audible.

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Most Tired Part
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What is the most tired part of a car?

What else, the exhaust pipe!

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Yawning All Day
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A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

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posted by "?Or#" |