Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"
Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???
The plot thickens...
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."