"What are you going to do this weekend?"
“I’m going to buy glasses.”
“And then what?”
“Then I’ll see.”
We all know where the Big Apple is...
But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?
Two girls were watching guys who were arriving at their favorite bar. "Who's that really cute guy?" one of them asked.
"Oh, that guy is a loser, he's always bouncing around between girls," says the second girl.
"Just tell me his name," the 1st girl suggests.
"Rick O'Shay," says the 2nd girl.
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"