word play jokes
Favorite this joke I went to the home improvement store to buy some paint. I saw the Behr brand. It had a picture of a bear on the label. I’m not sure what “B-e-h-r" is supposed to spell but it isn’t bear.
I wasn’t going to buy a brand that doesn’t know there’s a difference in spellings.
I went with Sherwin Williams because it was clear with their brand name it would be a sher-win for me!
What is the worlds biggest sphere?
The At-most-sphere!
I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.
Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.
"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"
Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”
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