word play jokes

My mom told me to clean the papers out of my room. Then she told me to empty the waste baskets from the bathrooms. Then she told me to take the kitchen garbage out. Then she told me to take the garbage cans to the street.

But I didn’t have to do any of that. You know why?

That was just trash talk!

Did you hear about the cheap art thieves the police caught the other day?

They didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make their Van Gogh.

Hidden Definitions...

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.