A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbor's clothes straight from the clothesline...
He claimed he was doing online shopping.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
What else, a chicken tender!
When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...
We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.
When the father found out his boy was not doing well in school, he told the teacher how bright his boy is.
She asked how can you say he is bright when he is doing do badly in school.
He replied, "Of course he's bright, he is my little son!"