word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?

Super-delayed!

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posted by "Dianna Sandora" |
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When I was growing up I had an imaginary color...

But it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do cows put in their coffee?

Calf-n-calf!

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |