What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-n-calf!
A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbor's clothes straight from the clothesline...
He claimed he was doing online shopping.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
What else, a chicken tender!
When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...
We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.