I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...
It's impeccable.
Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"
Son: "Soy milk."
Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Which runs faster, HOT or COLD?
HOT because anyone can catch a COLD.