word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?

They both work with K-9's!

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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Hickory Dickory Dock...

Three mice ran up the clock...

The clock struck one...

... but the other two got away with minor injuries.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...

The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |