What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?
They both work with K-9's!
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock...
The clock struck one...
... but the other two got away with minor injuries.
A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...
The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"