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The Accident
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Greg: Did you hear about the accident at the Army camp?

Mike: No, what happened?

Greg: A Jeep ran over a popcorn box and killed two kernels.

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Blood Type
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

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Jewelry Salesman
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A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children...”

He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

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First Aid Cat
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Why did the cat want to join the Red Cross?

He wanted to be a first aid kit!

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posted by "John Pinto" |