There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."
"No, no it doesn't," I said.
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Whoever stole my anti depressants...
I hope you’re happy now!