word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

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posted by "detour00" |
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So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, “What gets rid of germs?”

She said, "Ammonia cleaner."

I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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First Student: "Great Scott! I've forgotten who wrote 'Ivanhoe'?"

Second Student: "I'll tell you if you tell me who the dickens wrote 'A Tale of Two Cities'?"

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The FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning some of their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team specifically targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that occur on the black market.

The agents will be called "Pseudo Feds!"

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posted by "Merkv814" |