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Favorite this joke My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said, "Don't forget to write!"
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
What do you call a tree who can't finish a puzzle?
Stumped.
Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking.
Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor finished on the first eye and before he began on the second I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.
"There," I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "now you only have one eye left."
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