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Sea Monster Diet
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What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and Ships.

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posted by "John Pinto" |
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Morning Run
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I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.

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Square Root Of 81
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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No More Taxi Driver
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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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