Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.
Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.
Bob: Why not?
Joe: No man is that strong.
My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.
Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"
"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."
His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.