word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$10.00 won 6 votes

Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said I didn’t know he could!

8 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

"Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case."

"Are you sure of that?"

"Yes, absolutely."

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |