Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.
John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.
Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?
John: Meat-packing plant.
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...
It Taurus apart.
"Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case."
"Are you sure of that?"