Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"
"No."
"It's a beautiful tale."
SLOT MACHINES...
When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."
As William Shakespeare died in 1616, I believe he should be referred to in the past tense...
Wouldiwas Shookspeared.