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Favorite this joke That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean...
The guy is a legend!
Two people got into an argument.
One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!"
The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes from fossilized bones, so if you have yourself buried all you will be doing is making a fuel of yourself!"
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