word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
5 votes

Why do people way up north wash their laundry IN TIDE?

Because it's too cold OUT TIDE!

5 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
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My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2 votes

A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...

So they named him Humphrey.

2 votes

posted by "Driver" |
6 votes

What do you call someone who gets mad when they run out of bread?

LACK TOAST INTOLERANT.

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |