word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
3 votes

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

3 votes

posted by "Christopher Liam" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

Do you remember when air was free and now it is $1.50?

Do you know why?

Inflation!

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 2 votes

A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...

They assured him he would be covered.

2 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |