A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"
I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
No one can eat just one potato ship.
Do you remember when air was free and now it is $1.50?
Do you know why?
A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...
They assured him he would be covered.