word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?

He is called the Toilet Piper.

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
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I found the meaning of life.

It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What's the most regrettable means of communication?

Remorse code.

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posted by "Samatti" |
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This is my step ladder...

I never knew my real ladder.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |