word play jokes

The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

The IRS is out of control...

Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!

Tourist: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffaloes."

Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd.'"

Tourist: "Heard what?"

Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffaloes."

Tourist: "Sure, I've heard of buffaloes. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE