word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$15.00 won 5 votes

What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.

5 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

In a European town the streets were cleared for an annual race.

The second place driver said the winner cheated by using one of those round intersections with several exits as a shortcut.

In the end the judges decided the winner did no wrong.

After all, turnabout is fair play.

2 votes

posted by "Marty" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

3 votes

posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

The IRS is out of control...

Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!

2 votes

posted by "Marty" |