word play jokes

What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.

In a European town the streets were cleared for an annual race.

The second place driver said the winner cheated by using one of those round intersections with several exits as a shortcut.

In the end the judges decided the winner did no wrong.

After all, turnabout is fair play.

The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

The IRS is out of control...

Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!