word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What should you do if a group of Clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler!

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posted by ""JB"" |
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A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, "No, just up to my chin."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why was the absent minded lawyer thrown out of court?

He forgot his law suit.

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posted by "Dan Milewski" |
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Sigmund Freud gave his lady friend some Lingerie for Christmas...

It was a Freudian slip.

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posted by "Dan Milewski" |