word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
4 votes

Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"

Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

Pedro - "Cole's Law?

Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."

4 votes

posted by "Ashok M Khanna" |
3 votes

In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?

They both work with K-9's!

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Angela Whatley" |
1 votes

Hickory Dickory Dock...

Three mice ran up the clock...

The clock struck one...

... but the other two got away with minor injuries.

1 votes

posted by "iqannnylirod" |