word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$50.00 won 3 votes

My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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posted by "I am innocent" |
1 votes

How can you tell if a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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You can't spell gravity without gravy...

And you can't spill gravy without gravity!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday...

I wasn't putting in enough shifts apparently.

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posted by "Leibel" |