word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$6.00 won 4 votes

I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.

Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.

"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |
2 votes

Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”

2 votes

posted by "mcdanijt" |
4 votes

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?”

The four guys respond to him, “Yes...”

“Oui...”

“Si...”

“Ja!”

4 votes

posted by "ineffable" |
2 votes

I've heard of Preparation H...

But what happened to Preparations A through G?

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |