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Favorite this joke Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
In an effort to compete with regional microchip production, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN decided to hold an economic luncheon event.
The caterer arrived with a full stock of mini apples and mini soda.
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
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