word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.

I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.

It wooden start.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
1 votes

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided...

If cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
7 votes

I met a genie once. He gave me one wish.

I said, “I wish I could be you.”

The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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posted by "merk" |