Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Vacation: A time when parents realize that teachers aren't paid enough.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.
I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
It wooden start.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided...
If cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone!
I met a genie once. He gave me one wish.
I said, “I wish I could be you.”
The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut."