word play jokes

A friend of mine told me about the book club she joined.

It's called, "Read between the wines."

From now on I'm going to write all jokes in capitals…

This one was written in London!

The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"

"They're both vowels," I replied.

Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.

Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.

Vacation: A time when parents realize that teachers aren't paid enough.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.