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This one was written in London!
The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"
"They're both vowels," I replied.
Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Vacation: A time when parents realize that teachers aren't paid enough.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.
I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
It wooden start.
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