word play jokes

Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday...

I wasn't putting in enough shifts apparently.

A friend of mine told me about the book club she joined.

It's called, "Read between the wines."

From now on I'm going to write all jokes in capitals…

This one was written in London!

The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"

"They're both vowels," I replied.