word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
2 votes

A librarian was camping and left his shoes outside his tent for the night. The next morning he woke up to find his shoes practically soaking wet from a heavy dew. That evening, when he arrived home, he began making an addition to his tent to keep his shoes dry on his next trip. After careful sewing and planning, he had what he thought would be the perfect solution to keep his shoes dry on future trips.

The next time he went camping he set up in a popular spot next to other campers and was asked about his tents
addition. He told the fellow camper his story of his wet shoes and how he had made the addition to his tent himself. The librarian had even come up with a name for his invention to which he proclaimed, "I call it the Dewey Vestible System."

2 votes

posted by "Church" |
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My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.

So I packed all my bags and right!

8 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I started a new job as a security guard last night.

Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.

I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.

6 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels...

She didn’t know I existed.

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |