In an effort to compete with regional microchip production, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN decided to hold an economic luncheon event.
The caterer arrived with a full stock of mini apples and mini soda.
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you.