word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
2 votes

Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?

Because they have a lot of buds.

2 votes

posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Do you know what would happen if Satan lost all of his hair?

There would be HELL TOUPEE!

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.

The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

What did the volcano say to the earth?

What else, "I lava you!"

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posted by "Jean McCullough" |