"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"
"No."
"It's a beautiful tale."
SLOT MACHINES...
When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."
As William Shakespeare died in 1616, I believe he should be referred to in the past tense...
Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
What is a solar panel's favorite drink?
What else, a Sunny D!