word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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When the father found out his boy was not doing well in school, he told the teacher how bright his boy is.

She asked how can you say he is bright when he is doing do badly in school.

He replied, "Of course he's bright, he is my little son!"

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill!

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posted by "danmug" |
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How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

There’s No-el.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A confused young man was in a difficult situation. He couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Even though he tried as hard as he could, he was unable to make up his mind.

Not willing to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left him for good.

Moral of the story: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

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posted by "HENNE" |